England is Strange….
We’ll
get the rants over and done with first. And we won’t start with the obvious,
that England is expensive and uses funny money (OK so we just have).
Water: For a country that apparently had the
wettest summer on record, getting a glass of water in a restaurant is
surprisingly complicated. In some restaurants there are even ’water menus’.
Coffee: Be prepared for the unexpected. Coffee in
England is unpredictable. If it was universally awful, then you would just know
to steer clear. This is not the case. You can get a decent cup of coffee in
England, but you will never know when and where. Rules:
Lots of them. Loads of notices in public places telling you how to behave
(really noticeable (!) when you’re coming from Crete). Siga, siga, as they say
in Greece, or London. For those of you in the Rethymnon Nomos who are wondering
whether the electrician or carpenter is ever going to arrive and are having
delusional fantasies about ‘English efficiency’, let us remind you of the
following: 1: London Underground; 2: Queuing, 3: Chip and bloody Pin. So now
let’s focus on the positive. Detox: This is the
country for it when it comes to drinking and smoking. Enough said.
We did have a good time in Oxford and London, though. In Oxford, trust the
guide-book says the editor (who is speaking as an Oxonian). If it ain’t broke,
don’t fix it. Visit a couple of colleges and take pictures of the Radcliffe
Camera, Sheldonian and Bridge of Sighs. Wander round the Covered Market. Buy a
book in Blackwells. Have lunch in Browns and drink a beer at The Turf Tavern,
and don’t try and go punting down the river in November. When visiting
London—same thing really, except for a couple of caveats. Covent Garden (trendy
in the 1980’s) is looking rather tired now, and it’s best to eat in Soho at
night. November, if it’s sunny and you wrap up warm, is a good time to visit.
Get to the London Eye early, and if you fancy a day away from the crowds, try
Kew Gardens. Currently there is a Henry Moore exhibition in the grounds which
runs until March 2008.
Belgium: See our Full Page Special in 2008!

We
visited Belgium, too. It is a beautiful country which is underestimated by many
people and is worthy of so much more than just a footnote.
So, look out for our ‘beer, chocolate and so much more’ feature next year! And
no photograph of 'Manneken Pis'