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Ian's Competition |
 
‘Dead Pigeon Perch’ is just not good enough, chaps!
 
Remember, this is a family publication!
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Rules
Anyone can enter
Judge’s decision is almost certainly final.
Bribery probably won’t work (though could be worth a try). |
This month, we have a new and exciting contest for our readers, brought to you by Ian. This is the one and only “Strange but useful household equipment competition”. Here we present you with photos of two potentially useful household objects. For each utensil you are given a picture of the object ‘in situ’, and another photo ‘demonstrating how the thing works.’ Ian has kindly offered a bottle of champagne (domestic, of course) to the person who, in his view, correctly identifies the function of both objects. Running in a parallel challenge, the editorial committee (who see great potential in this) will give a prize of a bottle of dry fizz to the person who submits the most unusual photos of their ’strange but true’ household equipment. Deadline for both competitions will be the August edition of the Bugle, entries to be sent to
editor@rethymnonnews.com or
Katebrusten@hotmail.com
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Recipe: Salad Days |
This is not really a salad, but more of a three day excursion.
Or to put it another way, this could be ‘salad-making as
occupational therapy….’
You need:
A really big shallow dish, the flatter the better, (within
reason - if the dish you are planning on using is normally
situated on the roof and is your only access to the Discovery
Channel, then you are being a little over-ambitious. Put that
dish back and call the engineer).
Lettuce type leaves, Tomatoes, Eggs, Artichoke hearts, Prawns,
Anchovies, Crab Meat (luxury option), Tuna fish, String Beans
and Olives. You could use onions if you really wanted to, but I
have never got that far with this particular project. |
You will also find useful:
A huge jar of Hellman’s mayonnaise (if you are the person
reading this who makes bucket loads of mayonnaise from scratch
as a matter of course then you clearly don’t need this recipe in
the first place)
A good homemade vinaigrette (what, and mayonnaise? Yes indeedy.)
Salt, pepper, olive oil, excellent wine vinegar –(along with the
mayonnaise and the vinaigrette? Absolutement, mes enfants)
Deal with the lettuce leaves. The thing is to try and make a bed
of leaves as your base. At this point you will remember that you
will be using hard boiled eggs and cooked prawns. Good idea to
put a couple of pots of water on the cooker. |
Boil eggs, cook prawns, slice tomatoes, make a tomato layer on
top of the lettuce and season—making sure there is plenty of
salt and good wine vinegar on the tomatoes, and then, with no
fear, slosh on some of your home-made vinaigrette. Peel eggs and
swear violently. Pick egg-shell out of the tomatoes. Make a
pretty design round the edge of the dish with artichoke hearts
and eggs (cut in half). Make criss-cross patterns over the eggs
with the anchovies. Stand back and have a creative moment.
Prawns and tuna go in the middle, topped off with a dollop of
mayonnaise. To create the ‘not too immediately artistically
obvious Tate Modern effect’, do a little random scattering of
string beans. Add olives at will. |
Wok luck! Lemon Grass in Rethymnon
Thanks to Albert for letting us know about this shop. If going along the beach road towards
Perivolia, turn right at the Porto Rethymno hotel and you will find a Greek / Russian mini-market
about two thirds of the way up the street on the right-hand side. This shop has an eclectic selection
of products including Balkan hot sauces, spicy Korean carrot pickle made in Poland (?!), Indonesian
spice mixes and pastes and powdered lemon grass. Oh, and roll-mops and baked beans….
Cocktail of
the Month: Pimms - What else for Wimbledon? |
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Ingredients: Pimms No 1, lemonade, ice, fruit - strawberries, apples,
oranges, lemons. Herbs: Mint, Borage (NOT PORRIDGE!).
Cut the fruit into decorative slices and chunks. In a large jug mix 1/3
Pimms to 2/3rd lemonade. Add ice, fruit, mint and borage leaves. Pour
into long glasses. Sit back and watch the tennis.
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